Teenage Tales: A Comedy of Errors on the Way to a Party

I am 15 years old. I am invited to a party. I am excited and nervous at the same time. My mother asks me to grab some food. I decline. I tell her I am not hungry. I am in such a hurry I forget to pee as well.

I take a taxi to the party. During the ride, I start feeling a huge urge to pee. When the car stops I open the door quickly and stick my right leg out.

My leg is stuck under the back tire of the car. I can’t move. I am beginning to feel pain. I need to pee urgently. I inform the taxi driver my leg is stuck underneath the tire.

Of course, he decides to give me a lecture on being patient. While my leg is stuck underneath the back tire and I need to pee urgently!

Eventually, he moves the car backward. I free my leg and start running upstairs to the party to pee. I am upstairs having a good pee. I hear a bang on the restroom door – Bam, Bam, Bam. The taxi driver said, “ You forgot to pay me”.

What a day!