I usually do my pooping in the evenings.
Tonight it seems I am having a hard time moving my bowels. I proceed to take matters into my own hands and force things out.
Mission accomplished. I was able to get my bowels out.
The next morning. My butt is sore. I decide to walk it off.
A week later. No chance.
The solution. A visit to the pharmacy to get some antibacterial cream.
I tell my son about this experience. He says “ It happens to me all the time. I just walk it off.
Thinking silently to myself. “it’s great to be young”.
I am 40+ years old. Cells don’t heal that quickly anymore.
