My Uncle gets a new driver to take his kids to school. The driver is tested and vetted. He passes the interview with flying colors.
He is starting work today. He is reversing the car to wash. He runs over something. He stops the car and checks. It’s the parrot in the house. ooh, my dear. No worries it’s just a parrot, right?
Nope. The driver is sacked. My Uncle tells my Dad,” If he is running over parrots, it will be my grandchildren next”.
